Meet the cast Mondays-- MASHA

Growing up, one of my favorite breakfasts was Belgian waffles.

Here in England, one of my favorite things in Belgian people.

Well, one Belgian in particular, and just in time for MEET THE CAST MONDAYS!

MASHA VERDEGEM

If you haven't guessed, Masha is BELGIAN! In honor of Mash's existence, one of the cast's favorite games is to replace or add any word in any sentence/ phrase/ film title with "Belgian" or some derivative of the word. Some examples:

"That's So Belgian" (TV Show)

"Hey, can you please pass me the Belgium?" (question)

"Finding Belgium" (Film)

"Charlie and the Belgian Chocolate Factory" (book)

I think you get the idea.

Masha has an admirable honesty about her. She is what I would call a "loud thinker"; her feelings are pretty easy to read. When you've made her laugh, it's brilliant because her laugh is contagious and her smile is beautiful. But if you're on her nerves or bother her... you'll know. You may want to hide in an alley or just stab yourself (but don't worry, these occasions are few and far between--she is a truly lovely Belgian). For bonus cool points, Masha has an infinity tattoo on the back of her neck. She's also unbelievably talented. She went to one of the best schools for dance in London (Laine Theatre Arts) and is also multi-lingual. Not impressed yet? Then check her out on Belgium's So You Think You Can Dance.

THE QUESTIONS

What is your favorite word?

Oh my god it can be such a thing to think about... My favorite word..... Probably fuck.

What is your least favorite word?

Cunt.

What turns you on?

Uh, Dan (her boyfriend).

What turns you off?

People farting. Is that really stupid?

What sound or noise do you love?

I love the sound of the sea.

What sound or noise do you hate?

BEEPING NOISE!!!! You know, like in the studio, or the fridge? Some beeping shit!!!!

What is your favorite curse word?

Oh no I already said that... shit? No, it's definitely fuck. Fucking, fuck, fuck's sake....

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? 

I would like to be a personal shopper.

What profession would you not like to do?

Eh... Probably sit in an office and do loads of paperwork cuz I hate it.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say at the pearly gates?

(Under breath) What the fuck is this shit...... 

"Thank you for living your life... fully?" Does that make sense? To the full? Are you actually typing exactly what I'm saying right now? Cuz that's not allowed, Joe. You're only allowed to type my answers.

Masha is the beautiful lady farthest to the right, holding a beer. Cheers, Belgian!